Much to my dismay, and much to Jesus’s dismay too, really, not everyone on earth received a copy of Bun B’s Rap Coloring and Activity Book (Santa can be a real bitch sometimes). So, we’d like to at least brighten this dark, dark night for two people. That’s why: GIVEAWAY!
Want to win a copy of the book that Barack Obama described as “the greatest thing that I’ve ever seen with my own eyeballs”? Easy, breezy. Just reblog this page. We’ll use a random number generator to select two people that have reblogged this page. Winners will be notified on Sunday evening.
Good luck. You’re the best. I’m sure you’ll win.
If you’d like to just forego these shenanigans, we of course encourage you to go ahead and buy the book right now.
Rap Coloring Book on Twitter
As a “Thank You” to all of our Tumblr followers, we are offering a chance to win a genuine Vagrant Nobility Japanese chambray shirt made right here in Chicago, IL (a $150 value). All you have to do is REBLOG THIS PHOTO and make sure you follow us on Tumblr. The winner will be announced on Monday, July 16th. You can also follow us on Facebook to keep up to date with Vagrant and more chances to win stuff.
These still hurt my feelings.
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Aziz Ansari on his perfect date (x)